Fea, pero te quiero – Fernando Álvarez y Alfredo Perez!

Tu cabello es tan solo una queña porción
de todos los matojos que tienes mi amor,
tienes pelo en la espalda, en la tripa
y hasta en el ombligo tienes mogollón.

Más de una vez me eh quedado enredado
entre las grandes matas de tu canalón,
eres king kong, eres una selva tropical
y yo nena, Yo soy tu tarzán.

Sigo.. tu boca no esta del todo mal
pero tus dientes son algo sobrenatural
y eso que yo de dientes no debería hablar
Pero al menos mi vida los suelo limpiar

Tu alitosis mató al doberman del vecino,
200 marinos de un barco alemán,
en el zoo no te dejan entrar,
las mofetas ahn dicho que hueles muy mal.

Pero te quiero...
Eres tan fea, que cuando enviaste tu foto por e-mail
la detecto el antivirus.

Pero te quiero...
Eras tan fea que el médico dijo al nacer:
Si no llora es un tumor.

Pero te quiero..
Eras tan fea, que fuiste a un concurso de feas y dijeron 
que no aceptaban profesionales.

Pero te quiero..
Eras tan fea que cuando naciste
Te metieron en una incubadora con cristales tintados.

Sigo.. Tu voz me destroza los nervios cuando estoy dormido
y me vienes con cosas así:
Como Fer, porque no me quieres
Porque no me abrazas..
Porque di porque?

Joder que te calles, que paces de mi
que te abraze tu madre
yo quiero dormir.

Y ya que te vas mira haber si ventilas un poco mi amor que 
as vuelto a escapar.

Pero no hay nada peor que tu ninfomanía,
me tienes a saco de noche y de día
mi pobre flautilla que no puede más
No le das ni un segundo de paz.

Eres un ser insasiable
destrozas muñecos inflables
de un solo achuzhón.
Tu cama es un circo romano y yo el cristiano
Que tiembla esperando al león.

Pero te quiero...
Pero te quiero..
Escogiste de profesión prostituta y te moriste virgen

Pero te quiero..
Erastan fea que tu mamá en vez de darte pecho te daba la espalda

Pero te quiero..
Eras tan fea, que haciasllorar a las cebollas.

Pero te quiero..
Y por mucho que diga me vienes mejor que la sharon Stone
Con pelambrera me hecho dos abrigos
que quitan dl frío mejor que el bisón,
tu olor corporal contraresta el olor infernal de mis pies
y eso es algo genial.
Tu gran apetito sexual es mejor que un gimnasio
contigo estoy hecho mejor que un chaval.

Pero te quiero...
El médico dijo al nacer: Si vuela  un muercielago

Pero te quiero..
En carnaval fue acomprar una careta y le dieron solo la goma

Pero te quiero...
Fea

Pero te quiero...

Pero te quiero..
Eras tan fea que en lugar de mestruación
tenías mostruación.

Tururu.. tururu...
tiritirii.. param param..
Dara dara dararara.. Pu pu pu..

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Fall Out Boy – “The Take Over, The Breaks Over”

Baby seasons change but people don’t,
And I’m always be waiting in the backroom.
I’m boring but overcompensate with headlines
and flash, flash, flash photography

But don’t pretend you’ll ever forget about me.
Don’t pretend you’ll ever forget about me.

Wouldn’t you rather be a widow than a divorcee
Style your way for fashion magazines
Widow, or a divorcee
Don’t pretend d-d-d-d-don’t pretend

(We don’t fight fair. We don’t fight fair.)

Say your head can be a prison
and these are just conjugal visits.
People will dissect us till this
doesn’t mean a thing anymore.

Don’t pretend you’ll ever forget about me.
Don’t pretend you’ll ever forget about me.

wouldn’t you rather be a widow than a divorcee
Style your way for fashion magazines
Widow, or a divorcee
Don’t pretend d-d-d-d-don’t pretend

We do it in the dark
With smiles on our faces.
We’re trapped and well concealed in secret places.

Wo-oh

We do it in the dark
With smiles on our faces.
We’re trapped and well concealed in secret places.

We don’t fight fair. (We don’t fight fair.)
We don’t fight fair. (We don’t fight fair.)
We don’t fight fair.

We do it in the dark
With smiles on our faces.
We’re trapped and well concealed in secret places.
(repeat)
We don’t fight fair.

With smiles on our faces.
We’re trapped and well concealed in secret places.
We don’t fight fair.

Don’t pretend you ever forget about me.
We don’t fight fair.
(repeat)

We made you – Eminem!

Guess Who… You Miss me?... Jessica Simpson sing the chorus

Jessica Simpson – (Eminem)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough*

(VERSE ONE)
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little zantack or ant'-acid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man
She stumped just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive glutious maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can,can, don’t ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha’s a 2, Youre practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see your grin - now come in girl

(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

(VERSE TWO)
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia, but whats Ellen Degeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 zenedrin
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her,'Baby say hello to my little friend' Brit forget K Fed lets cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gona end up in hospital again
And this time it wont be for the riddle and binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little attention
A little bit did I mention, that Jennifer's in love with me John Mayer
So sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give em an inch
They take a mile, they got style but it isn't Slim

(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made you

(VERSE THREE)
And that’s why… my love
You'll never live without ,
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you
(Fart)
Damn girl Im beginning to sprout an Alphalpha
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been so finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash,I don’t mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth but
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think hes about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Supermans here to rescue ya
Can you blame me?
You’re my Amy, im your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)

(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made you

So baby, baby
Get down, down, down

Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down

Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down

Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
I can wait, Im going back!! HAHA Whooo!

DR DRE, 2020, Yeah

Pensando en ti- zoe!

Ruego al tiempo aquel momento, en que mi mundo se paraba
en tus labios
solo para revivir derretirme una vez mas
mirando tus ojos negros
tengo ganas de ser aire y me respires para siempre
pues no tengo nada que perder

y todo el tiempo estoy pensando en ti
entre el brillor del sol y en un rincon del cielo
y todo el tiempo estoy pensando en ti
en el eco del mar que retumba en tus ojos de miel

solo para revivir
derretirme una vez mas
mirando tus ojos negros
tengo ganas de ser aire y me respires para siempre
pues no tengo nada que perder

y todo el tiempo estoy pensando en ti
entre el brillor del sol y en un rincon del cielo
y todo el tiempo estoy pensando en ti
en el eco del mar que retumba en tus ojos

y todo el tiempo estoy pensando en ti
en el brillor del sol y una mirada tuya

y te soñe, y te soñe, y te soñe una vez mas
y te soñe, y te soñe, y te soñe una vez mas
y te soñe, y te soñe, y te soñe una vez mas

Shakira – Loba!


Sigilosa al pasar
Sigilosa al pasar
Esa loba es especial
Mírala, caminar, caminar

Quién no ha querido a una diosa licántropa
En el ardor de una noche romántica
Mis aullidos son el llamado
Yo quiero un lobo domesticado

Por fin he encontrado un remedio infalible
que borre del todo la culpa
No pienso quedarme a tu lado
mirando la tele y oyendo disculpas
la vida me ha dado un hambre voraz
y tu apenas me das caramelos
Me voy con mis piernas
y mi juventud por ahí aunque te maten los celos

Coro:
Una loba en el armario
Tiene ganas de salir
Deja que se coma el barrio
Antes de irte a dormir

Tengo tacones de aguja magnética
Para dejar a la manada frenética
La luna llena como una fruta
No da consejos ni los escucha

Llevo conmigo un radar especial para localizar solteros
Si acaso me meto en aprietos
también llevo el número de los bomberos
ni tipos muy lindos ni divos,
ni niños ricos yo sé lo que quiero
pasarla muy bien
y portarme muy mal en los brazos de algún caballero

coro:
Una loba en el armario
Tiene ganas de salir
Deja que se coma el barrio
Antes de irte a dormir

Cuando son casi
la una la loba en celo saluda a la luna
Duda si andar por la calle
o entrar en un bar a probar fortuna
Ya está sentada en su mesa
y pone la mira en su próxima presa
Pobre del desprevenido
que no se esperaba una de esas

Sigilosa al pasar.
Sigilosa al pasar
Esa loba es especial
Mírala caminar, caminar

Deja que se coma el barrio
Antes de irte a dormir

lemon tree

I’m sitting here in a boring room
it’s just another rainy sunday afternoon
i’m wasting my time, i got nothing to do
i’m hanging around, i’m waiting for you
but nothing ever happens, and i wonder
I’m driving around in my car
i’m driving too fast, i’m driving too far
i’d like to change my point of view
i feel so lonely, i’m waiting for you
but nothing ever happens, and i wonder
I wonder how, i wonder why
yesterday you told me ‘bout the blue blue sky
and all that i can see is just a yellow lemon tree
i’m turning my head up and down
i’m turning, turning, turning, turning, turning around
and all that i can see is just another lemon tree
Sing! da, da da dee da, etc.
I’m sitting here, i miss the power
i’d like to go out taking a shower
but there’s a heavy cloud inside my head
i feel so tired, put myself into bed
where nothing ever happens, and i wonder
Isolation, is not good for me
isolation, i don’t want to sit on a lemon tree
i’m stepping around in a desert of joy
baby anyhow i’ll get another toy
and everything will happen, and you’ll wonder
I wonder how i wonder why
yesterday you told me ‘bout the blue, blue sky
and all that i can see is just another lemon tree
i’m turning my head up and down
i’m turning, turning, turning, turning, turning around
and all that i can see is just a yellow lemon tree
And i wonder, wonder, i wonder how i wonder why
yesterday you told me ‘bout the blue, blue sky
and all that i can see (dit dit dit)
and all that i can see (dit dit dit)
and all that i can see is just a yellow lemon tree

 

Taylor Swift – Love Story

We were both young when I first saw you,
I close my eyes, and the flash back starts.
I'm standing there. On a balcony of summer air.

I see the lights,
See the party the ball gowns.
I see you make your way through the crowd,
You say hello
Little did I know...

That you were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
And I was crying on the staircase
Begging you please don't go, and I said

Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone,
I'll be waiting all theres left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
Tts a love story baby, just say yes

So I sneak out to the garden to see you
We keep quite because we're dead if they know
So close your eyes, Escape this town for a little while
Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
But you were everything to me
I was begging you please don't go, and I said

Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting all theres left to do is run
You'll be the prince, I'll be the princess
Tts a love story baby, just say yes

Romeo save me, try to tell me how it is
This love is difficult, but its real,
Don't be afraid we'll make it out of this mess
Its a love story baby, just say yes, oh,

I was tired of waiting,
Wondering if you were ever coming around
My faith in you is fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town, and I said

Romeo save me I've been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you but you never come
Is this in my head, I don't know what to think.
He fell to the ground, and pulled out a ring

Marry me Juliet you'll never have to be alone
I love you and thats all you know
I talked to your dad, you'll pick out a white dress
Its a love story baby, just say yes
Oh, Oh, Oh
We were both young when I first saw you